carpeted
the definition of being so totally drunk that you inevitably end up crashing out on the floor and sleeping there for the rest of the night.
carpeted by Henery Duong July 15, 2007
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Carpeted Kitchen
Something the world should never be witness to. If your friend has a carpeted kitchen, instantly unfriend them in real life and any social media you have.
Friend 1: hey man, can we go over to Charlie’s?
Friend 2: doesn’t he have a Carpeted Kitchen?
Friend 1: oh good point, let’s just tell him we are busy
Friend 2: doesn’t he have a Carpeted Kitchen?
Friend 1: oh good point, let’s just tell him we are busy
Carpeted Kitchen by TheSlaughterer June 13, 2018
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To maintain and groom the female pubic hair (i.e. bush) to convey a pleasing appearance of the vagina (i.e. her shed).
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Carpeted Cock:
When a man's dick goes inside an unsaved woman's vagina and comes out excessively hairy.
When a man's dick goes inside an unsaved woman's vagina and comes out excessively hairy.
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Carpeter
Hey I really need a carpenter to put this carpet in, should I ask Dave?
Carpenters actually only build houses Frank, what you need is a carpeter
Carpenters actually only build houses Frank, what you need is a carpeter
Carpeter by mytwentycats August 29, 2017
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