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carseat nazi 

Someone who is so uptight about carseat advocacy that they come onto your post or blog and continue posting the same stuff over and over even though they know that you don't care about anything that they are saying. They think they know all there is to know, and it has to be their way or it's not right and you are wrong!
Someone posts a cute picture of their 10 month old in a carseat on a board on a website. Carseat Nazi's come in and tell her that she should ERF (extended rear face) until 2 and 40lbs because that is SAFER, and if she doesn't agree, then they tell her that she is an idiot.
carseat nazi by nichole31385 October 31, 2009

carseat canopy

When a girl is giving you head in the car while driving and right before you climax you pull her shirt over her head to force her to swallow your load.
Becky didn’t appreciate the carseat canopy that I gave her in the back of her family’s van.
carseat canopy by BigBennyBoy September 25, 2019

Carseat Thief 

Somone who like young children under 6 and are still in car seats
Carseat thief likes young children in carseats

dirty carseat 

The act of fucking a female on her kids carseat and drinking a capri sun
dirty carseat by Nigrolantern February 3, 2023

car seat headrest 

I want will toledo from car seat headrest to step on me
car seat headrest by squp December 9, 2020

car seat headrest 

a sutile form of saying you are either gay and furry OR you have never felt the touch of a woman
-dude i love car seat headrest!
-damn you should look for a therapist
car seat headrest by regiregiregi December 6, 2020