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a.k.a. Trump Derangement Syndrome. The inability to find fault with Trump due to the fact that you voted for him in 2016. Also see: Cognitive Dissonance and Confirmation Bias.
Mike is disconnected from reality and plans to double-down on Trump in 2020; the TDS is strong in this one.
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A guy who'll eat anything, even a sponge.
Teddy: "Don't feed a guy a sponge, Bobby!"
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A teriyaki-flavored burger
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Teriyaki a New One Burger, you should try it!"
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A Halloween-themed burger that comes with curds
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Texas Chainsaw Massa-curd Burger, you should try it!"
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A Christmas demon, described as the "anti-Santa," who steals naughty children's presents and takes them back to his lair.
"The Bleaken is coming to steal your presents!"
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