Definitions by TheSlaughterer
Carpeted Kitchen
Something the world should never be witness to. If your friend has a carpeted kitchen, instantly unfriend them in real life and any social media you have.
Friend 1: hey man, can we go over to Charlie’s?
Friend 2: doesn’t he have a Carpeted Kitchen?
Friend 1: oh good point, let’s just tell him we are busy
Friend 2: doesn’t he have a Carpeted Kitchen?
Friend 1: oh good point, let’s just tell him we are busy
Carpeted Kitchen by TheSlaughterer June 13, 2018
Thot Circle
“Jeremy just got texted by a Thot Circle”
“Don’t go to that place, there are a lot of Thot Circles there”
“Don’t go to that place, there are a lot of Thot Circles there”
Thot Circle by TheSlaughterer May 27, 2018
The reach of shame
When you are at your home or at a friends house or any public place overnight and you forget to bring your towel into the bathroom with you and another person has to hand you a towel while you reach through the small crack of the door so they don't see anything but your hand and arm.
The reach of shame by TheSlaughterer July 20, 2017
donovahn
A decently attractive guy, but thinks they are hot. Tries to be funny by making too many jokes. Thinks too highly on his relationship status. But is extremely outgoing and confident when it comes to something he cares about. But he lets down people when he doesn't care about something.
donovahn by TheSlaughterer April 24, 2017