Carpeted Kitchen

Something the world should never be witness to. If your friend has a carpeted kitchen, instantly unfriend them in real life and any social media you have.
Friend 1: hey man, can we go over to Charlie’s?

Friend 2: doesn’t he have a Carpeted Kitchen?

Friend 1: oh good point, let’s just tell him we are busy
by TheSlaughterer June 07, 2018
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Thot Circle

When a group of thots with thot knots all simultaneously hit on the same guy.
“Jeremy just got texted by a Thot Circle”
Don’t go to that place, there are a lot of Thot Circles there”
by TheSlaughterer April 18, 2018
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donovahn

A decently attractive guy, but thinks they are hot. Tries to be funny by making too many jokes. Thinks too highly on his relationship status. But is extremely outgoing and confident when it comes to something he cares about. But he lets down people when he doesn't care about something.
Donovahn thinks he's too cool to fight.
by TheSlaughterer April 24, 2017
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The reach of shame

When you are at your home or at a friends house or any public place overnight and you forget to bring your towel into the bathroom with you and another person has to hand you a towel while you reach through the small crack of the door so they don't see anything but your hand and arm.
"The other day, I had The reach of shame"
by TheSlaughterer July 21, 2017
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