Frustranger

So frustrated from not having sex that you become an angry, unpleasant, bitch-of-a human.
I have such frustranger from this state of no sex!
by etak_soda December 21, 2011
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Brokenoutofcagesex

The first sexual encounter one experiences after ending a marriage, which is rough, to-the-point, and pursposeful in that this is the first of many sexual encounters now that she or he is free.
My marriage ended 6 months ago (yipppeeee!!!) and I need some brokenoutofcagesex.
by Etak_soda September 09, 2011
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Unkept lawn

A pubic region which has been rudely neglected.
Woman starts getting naked by taking top off. Male happy & excited. Woman pulls off undies. Male gasps and takes a step back when the unkept lawn is exposed.
by Etak_soda September 24, 2011
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Kebabinated

When you indulge in a kebab after a big night out on the booz, and it feels soooooo good at first, but by the time you get to the end of it, there is complete and utter regret because you now feel soooo ill.
I've just been kebabinated.
by Etak_soda December 23, 2011
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?

When sent in a text message, with no accompanying message, meaning that you are as ripe as pie for a booty call.
Amelia texted "?" to Shane. His response was instantaneous, "tell me when and where, i'll be there."
by Etak_soda December 06, 2011
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Shame eater

Indulging in an exorbitant quantity of food, outside of any meal time, and hiding the fact that you have just scoffed an amount of food that would feed a small town in Kenya.
It's 4pm and Louanna has once again found herself in the stationary cupboard in the office, hiding away from her colleagues, as she stuffs her face with a large serving of McDonald's fries. Louanna is clearly displaying the behaviours of a shame eater.
by Etak_soda September 08, 2011
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Lolbang

A verb used to ruin the beautiful act of lovemaking. May also be used in an affectionate way, such as when someone is actually trying to tell you that they love you and that you are the best lay they have ever had.
"Can I lolbang you?"
"Sure hun, after I ram my fist up your arse."
(giggles from both parties)
by Etak_soda September 29, 2011
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