17 definitions by Etak_soda

A pubic region which has been rudely neglected.
Woman starts getting naked by taking top off. Male happy & excited. Woman pulls off undies. Male gasps and takes a step back when the unkept lawn is exposed.
by Etak_soda September 24, 2011
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Following a lengthy and intense session of shopping, that flat feeling resulting from a lack energy and a dull mood from being surrounding by shopping malls.
Him: Can I come over this afternoon?
Her: No sorry, I'm post retail.
by Etak_soda November 27, 2011
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When you indulge in a kebab after a big night out on the booz, and it feels soooooo good at first, but by the time you get to the end of it, there is complete and utter regret because you now feel soooo ill.
I've just been kebabinated.
by Etak_soda December 23, 2011
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A male subject who chooses to keep his cock inside a vagina post sexual intercourse, purely for the sake of keeping his member at a pleasant temperature.
Chic says "So hun, are we done?", as he lays on top of her. Dude says "Nah, my fella needs to be a cock warmer for a bit longer."
by Etak_soda September 9, 2011
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So frustrated from not having sex that you become an angry, unpleasant, bitch-of-a human.
I have such frustranger from this state of no sex!
by Etak_soda December 21, 2011
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The first sexual encounter one experiences after ending a marriage, which is rough, to-the-point, and pursposeful in that this is the first of many sexual encounters now that she or he is free.
My marriage ended 6 months ago (yipppeeee!!!) and I need some brokenoutofcagesex.
by Etak_soda September 9, 2011
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A verb used to ruin the beautiful act of lovemaking. May also be used in an affectionate way, such as when someone is actually trying to tell you that they love you and that you are the best lay they have ever had.
"Can I lolbang you?"
"Sure hun, after I ram my fist up your arse."
(giggles from both parties)
by Etak_soda September 29, 2011
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