Carsealed
When you've been tortured for hours by someone talking nothing but pure shite that only they would find interesting
Carsealed by Davey Plywood April 23, 2020
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Cerealed by Nrhehdjsnej April 10, 2023
carmeled
Verb (car-mull)- The act of placing a finger up someones anus in a homosexual manner. Also used as ones attempt to be funny but fails miserably in an extremely gay manner.
Origin- Carmel HS
Origin- Carmel HS
Boy 1: Did you hear that story of how that kid got carmeled on the bus?
Boy 2: Yeah, thats unfortunate. No ones behind is safe in Carmel.
Boy 2: Yeah, thats unfortunate. No ones behind is safe in Carmel.
carmeled by HSEownsCarmel February 27, 2010
carseated
When you grab something (preferably a puppy) by its sides so it can't move its torso but can still fling its limbs and head around, essentially restraining its movement.
carealess
carealess by Daniel James B March 17, 2008
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