A person who royally sucks at simple tasks

A womans vagina when her legs are close together

So amazing.

A good food that is both unhealthy and delicous. A burger has a good aroma and some unhealthy ingredients like fresh index fingers and car seat protectors. The best way to enjoy a burger is by sitting on a pink alligator and eating it without a plate, but with a tissue wrapped around it, not to get your hands dirty. a burger can also have blue salad that comes from the leaning tower of pisa. Burgers are always between two buns that were lator ever. If you have a crush on a burger, then you have a rare disease called hunger. If you are losing weight, eat burgers as much as possible to slim and fit in those old shoes that used to be to small for you. Burgers can be the most obvious cause of dendrophilia. It is when you have a crush on trees. Burgers can be up to 15 meters long, if you try. If a burger eats you, be aware that it may be a hat-burger, fear to all mushrooms. A lamborghini nearby may cause your burger envy, and it may become a train. Trains are very evil, so if your burger turns into one, you are screwed. Nebulous burgers may be a threat to your chairs and red walls, so either you exterminate the walls with the chairs too, or kill the burger by licking it 5 times and shouting at your backpack.

Edward J. Bravo

A slab of juicy thicc meat

The awesome title you get when you are born in Luxembourg

The douchebag guys at college parties, who always talk about hooking up with girls and who always cheer other burgers, saying "I'm gonna fuck this tonight! This is my shit tonight!" Are easily distinguished by their body type: meaty and thick, and their intelligence is low. They usually drink beer and hang out at either large parties, outdoor parties, and are accompanied only by other burgers.