A person who royally sucks at simple tasks

Minced and reformed beef in a vaguely disc-shaped slab, cooked, and placed inside a bread roll, possibly along with various vegetables and sauces. Usually the meat is sourced from cheap offcuts and has a higher than average fat content. That being said, there is something distinctly refreshing about biting into a great greasy burger once every so often.

So amazing.

A good food that is both unhealthy and delicous. A burger has a good aroma and some unhealthy ingredients like fresh index fingers and car seat protectors. The best way to enjoy a burger is by sitting on a pink alligator and eating it without a plate, but with a tissue wrapped around it, not to get your hands dirty. a burger can also have blue salad that comes from the leaning tower of pisa. Burgers are always between two buns that were lator ever. If you have a crush on a burger, then you have a rare disease called hunger. If you are losing weight, eat burgers as much as possible to slim and fit in those old shoes that used to be to small for you. Burgers can be the most obvious cause of dendrophilia. It is when you have a crush on trees. Burgers can be up to 15 meters long, if you try. If a burger eats you, be aware that it may be a hat-burger, fear to all mushrooms. A lamborghini nearby may cause your burger envy, and it may become a train. Trains are very evil, so if your burger turns into one, you are screwed. Nebulous burgers may be a threat to your chairs and red walls, so either you exterminate the walls with the chairs too, or kill the burger by licking it 5 times and shouting at your backpack.

Variation; Burger-Family A mildly derogatory term for people or families in Pakistan (or India), or in Pakistani (Indian) communities abroad that are "culturally-challenged" in they barely get by in a local language and speak only English fluently and are a bit oblivious to native customs and norms surrounding food, music, clothing, celebrations etc.

Not to be confused with the food substance, a burger is a slang word that is said for the purpose of being insultive, many of its meanings include -

idiot
slow to respond
moron
ugly
disgusting
filthy
cunt
smells

Can be very offensive, although often goes by unnoticed because of its sharing of the word with the food product.

Origin thought to have been S. Africa although this has been challenged and Australia is the believed birth of the word.

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A womans vagina when her legs are close together