can hit

To consume Marijuana through a crude pipe or bong, often made from a can or bottle.

Mike: Did they find Kony yet?
Jeff: Yeah, he was doing can hits behind the shopping centre.

by pswaggle August 29, 2014

can't hit the broad side of a barn

To have very poor aim. This hyperbolic term is usually used to denote poor marksmanship or to have very poor aim in certain activities that involve throwing something(such as certain sports).

1. While we were out hunting, Mitch was a very poor shot and couldn't even hit the broad side of a barn, and so when he ran out of ammo, he ultimately got Roy Horn'ed by the deer he kept trying to shoot dead.

2. Damn, Mark is such a mark-ass pitcher! He can't even hit the broad side of a barn, let alone strike anyone out. His pitches make even Rafael Palmeiro's erectile dysfunction reach out for a glorious grand slam!





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by Mark H March 1, 2005

Can i hit that?

Can I get some...

Pot,
Alchohol,
Sodas & etc.

Wow thats some strong rum, where's the chaser?

Yea can I hit that?-after you.

by hippyflippy November 21, 2006

can we hit

Usually placed before a like goal

YouTuber: Guys can we hit 5k likes?
5 year old: YES!!!!
Youtuber: *continues video*

by IceStoneVulpix December 6, 2019

can't hit the broad side of a barn

You fuckin missed man.

Damn homie, u ain't funna hit da broad side of da barn

by tombo May 13, 2005

can't hit your ass with either hand

Unable to accomplish tasks.

You were supposed to finish that yesterday! I swear you can't hit your ass with either hand!

by macput1 June 10, 2016

Can I hit your vape?

Ceæn eye HETE your vayp;

Can I give you a blowjob?

And/or

Can I suck thy ween?

Dude I’m so gay can I hit your vape?

Dude I’m literally gay too wtf Ofc you can bro

by Fernisnothere September 2, 2021