Definitions by macput1

fart in a windstorm 

When someone is so busy and can't keep still.

She could not sit in her seat in class, she was a fart in a windstorm!

fart in a windstorm by macput1 June 10, 2016

can't hit your ass with either hand

Unable to accomplish tasks.

You were supposed to finish that yesterday! I swear you can't hit your ass with either hand!

can't hit your ass with either hand by macput1 June 10, 2016