When you're too drunk to remember it's actually spelled "Alcohol"
Bill: "God damn, I can't remember last night. I drank so much alchohol!"
Bob: "Bill, you silly drunk. You're still drunk right now aren't you? "
by Rag1987 June 12, 2020
The thing you use to forget about people who fuck you over.
Oh he cheated on you again? Better drink some alchohol.
by Persom online. January 9, 2018
the cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.
when consumed on a regular basis alchohol causes mental and physical problems. Alchohol is a way for people to get away from and forget these problems.
by homer simpson March 19, 2005
I was so alchoholed last night.
by hanna.ramma December 12, 2019
A person, like a any other drug addict, who cannot enjoy life without addictive chemicals.
When your housemate only gets out of bed on weekends to go out drinking and is otherwise a sullen sap. Someone whose happiest moments revolve around alchohol or being drunk.
by Jock January 8, 2005
The politically correct verbage for an raging alcholic....
What's Wrong with your grandpa?

Oh nothing hes just an alchohol enthusiast, just like my mom.
by tavey361 June 25, 2009