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byarntard

It is the male version of the leotard (that stretchy material that girls wear under skirts), only these byarntards come with catch phrases such as "you idiot," "ahhh," "go home!," or "ha ha tricked you." (some assembly required)
"Hey Caleb! Wanna go buy some byarntards with me!"
"I already got mine.......'You idiot'."
"wow, i cant wait!"
by Steve-Ogus June 25, 2007
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Barnard Castle

Market town near Durham, thought by some to be one of the first locations of yarndling in the north of England. Scrimming basins have been discovered from the air, dating back to Paleolithic times.
Have you seen the fascinating exhibition of yarndling stools at Barnard Castle?
by Cod Michael May 28, 2020
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Barnyard Pump

Associated with the Washington Nationals, the Barnyard Pump is a farm themed rally cry with powers beyond explanation.

Evolving from the typical mid-9th inning pump executed by members of the Nationals Entertainment Team to achieve a Nats win, the Barnyard Pump consists of miscellaneous animals with no shame dancing and throwing t-shirts to a newly energized crowd. Some of the animals that have made an appearance include the Geico Gecko, the Chick-fil-A Cow, a snake, a chicken, a hippo, a giraffe, a cat, a raccoon, and the Easter Bunny.

While fans regularly sitting close to section 111 are generally most exposed to the magic, the mystique is beginning to spread beyond the coveted third base line.

Most notably, a Barnyard Pump was activated each time before Bryce Harper stepped to the plate in the 2018 Home Run Derby.

Additionally, in the 2018 All-Star Game, the Barnyard Pump made an appearance just before the bottom of the 9th. Directly following, Cincinnati Reds second baseman Scooter Gennett, representing the trailing National League, hit a two run home run to tie the game and send it into extra innings.

No one really knows the origins of the Barnyard Pump, but they do know the potential it possesses.

Other names:
Farmyard Pump
The Infamous Barnyard Pump
When asked how he won the 2018 Home Run Derby, Bryce Harper explained, “It was definitely because of the Barnyard Pump.”
by StrikeThat7 July 20, 2018
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bartard

a fucking retard who is addicted to xanax and is basically a zombie.
Bartard: I'm going to pop like 4 xans bro.
Ed: noone gives a fuck you bartard
by Kobedropped81 October 13, 2017
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Barrtard

An increasingly popular nickname for Attorney General William Barr.
Relatively new in this volatile quick-change administration where “You’re fired!” is a frequently heard refrain, AG Barrtard is more likely than not to be a future casualty.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 29, 2019
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barktard

A dog who barks relentlessly.
Our neighbors got one ‘a them barktard dogs to drive us all insane.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020
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Barnard Castle

"Cameron has to go for a Barnard Castle later today as he might need glasses."
by W_M_D May 27, 2020
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