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when somebody becomes impaired (retarded) from eating too many zanex pills, or another over the counter drug
Chris is an absolute bartard!
by Jon Harding February 08, 2007
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a fucking retard who is addicted to xanax and is basically a zombie.
Bartard: I'm going to pop like 4 xans bro.
Ed: noone gives a fuck you bartard
by Kobedropped81 October 13, 2017
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Someone who habitually uses Xanax, a antipsychotic perscription drug which interferes with receptors in the brain.
Non-generic Xanax pills are characterized by a linking of four breakable squares in linked a horizantal line, taking on a "bar" like appearance. With key nuertotransmitters blocked off, the behavior of a bartard in question can often be recognized by massive confusion bordering on belligerence. Subject may not be capable of comprehending certain simple concepts, hence the implementation of "tard" as a suffix.
Courteny Love; a large percentage of high school students in Texas and California.

Mike got all quadded out and drove his Prelude off-road on the park running trails to see how far he was jogging a day on his odometer, he's really becoming something of a bartard.
by Nick Beam December 26, 2005
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An individual who consumes Xanax, or Alprazolam on a frequent basis. The term can also be used in reference to other recreational benzo users such as those who frequent Benadryl, or Valium.
I swear, Jimmy is a complete bartard.

Or more commonly:

Yo, I think ya boi Jimmy Jams is Barrin' out, man!
by mattbro10 April 06, 2017
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One who acts like a tard at a bar
Jeff got really drunk at phil's on Saturday and started dancing like a bartard
by BartardedOne November 24, 2005
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when someone goes to a bar, gets really drunk and ends up acting like a total retard.
Kris is really being a bartard tonight. What's her problem??
by Suprane September 08, 2006
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