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scoot·er
ˈsko͞odər/

Verb

1. To take up a more than reasonable amount of space so that one is able to go lone wolf and have no one around them.

Noun

2. Some one who takes up too much space
- Parking diagonally across a drive way

"Her small car took up all the parking. She scootered the driveway."

- Taking up a whole table so no one can work with you

"There is enough to room for four at that table but he is scootering it by spreading his books around and throwing his jacket on the extra chairs."

- Laying on a park bench or public seating so no one will try and sit with you a carry on a conversation Forest Gump style.

"I hate talking with strangers so I am just going to scooter these bus seats."
by Old-man Adams May 16, 2015
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A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
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a 20-something male who enjoys the company of questionable teenage girls.
"is that Joey over there, talking to those high school girls? He's such a scooter"
by Ryan Brown December 21, 2004
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Something you ride but don't tell your friends
"That girl who always hangs around Ralph is such a scooter."
by Allie October 25, 2001
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"Rave" German music band. Consists of H.P. Baxxter (the main singer) and two other keyboardists. Popular in Europe for hits like "Hyper Hyper" and "Nessaja". Impressive live show. Good party music.

Best Techno Band Ever.
I went to a Scooter concert and it was intense.
by Will February 24, 2004
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Similar to a fat chick. It is fun to ride until your friends see you with it.
Look at that faggot accross the street on that scooter!
by steve September 18, 2004
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When a female is kicked in the pussy.
DAMN!!!, that bitch didn't want to leave me alone so i had to give her a scooter.
by F November 05, 2002
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