scoot·er
ˈsko͞odər/
Verb
1. To take up a more than reasonable amount of space so that one is able to go lone wolf and have no one around them.
Noun
2. Some one who takes up too much space
ˈsko͞odər/
Verb
1. To take up a more than reasonable amount of space so that one is able to go lone wolf and have no one around them.
Noun
2. Some one who takes up too much space
- Parking diagonally across a drive way
"Her small car took up all the parking. She scootered the driveway."
- Taking up a whole table so no one can work with you
"There is enough to room for four at that table but he is scootering it by spreading his books around and throwing his jacket on the extra chairs."
- Laying on a park bench or public seating so no one will try and sit with you a carry on a conversation Forest Gump style.
"I hate talking with strangers so I am just going to scooter these bus seats."
"Her small car took up all the parking. She scootered the driveway."
- Taking up a whole table so no one can work with you
"There is enough to room for four at that table but he is scootering it by spreading his books around and throwing his jacket on the extra chairs."
- Laying on a park bench or public seating so no one will try and sit with you a carry on a conversation Forest Gump style.
"I hate talking with strangers so I am just going to scooter these bus seats."
by Old-man Adams May 16, 2015
by Ryan Brown December 21, 2004
"Rave" German music band. Consists of H.P. Baxxter (the main singer) and two other keyboardists. Popular in Europe for hits like "Hyper Hyper" and "Nessaja". Impressive live show. Good party music.
Best Techno Band Ever.
Best Techno Band Ever.
by Will February 24, 2004
Superstar guest: "Scooter, do you realize you have me set to sing with 3 giant seals?"
Scooter: "I'm sorry but the other quartet member was sick!"
Scooter: "I'm sorry but the other quartet member was sick!"
by DaBunny June 03, 2005
by FB from www.Scooterboy-world.com October 15, 2003
1. (time) I'll be back in a few scooters : equal to 1 minute
2. (length) I'd say that pigeon has a wingspan of about 6 scooters
2. (length) I'd say that pigeon has a wingspan of about 6 scooters
by Dr. Jizz January 31, 2021
Introduced into our lives during FOX's nationally-broadcasted game between the Boston Red Sox and the New York Yankees on April 16th, 2004, this unwelcome gift from Satan took the form of an animated baseball of the same name.
"Scooter" was designed for the purpose of teaching those new to the game the finer points of pitching, hitting, and fielding, but ended up coming off as just another hokey "Barney-like" gimmick, inciting viewers across America to change the channel or throw something at their television sets when he appeared on their screens multiple times throughout the game. FOX Sports Broadcasters Joe Buck and Tim McCarver will drop everything in mid-sentence if necessary so as not to interrupt Scooter, while baseball purists around the world collectively bang their heads against a wall.
Often compared to "Poochie" from the "Itchy & Scratchy Show" when analyzing the level of annoyance TV watchers feel whenever his character appears on the screen.
Unidentified sources say that there's currently a $1,000,000 bounty on the head of whichever FOX executive actually thought that "Scooter" was a good idea to unleash upon the unsuspecting general public. Currently, no one has stepped up to claim "Scooter" as their creation (or more appropriately, excretion), though rumor has it that three board members of the FOX Sports Programming Committee have filed for passports since "Scooter's" debut appearance.
"Scooter" was designed for the purpose of teaching those new to the game the finer points of pitching, hitting, and fielding, but ended up coming off as just another hokey "Barney-like" gimmick, inciting viewers across America to change the channel or throw something at their television sets when he appeared on their screens multiple times throughout the game. FOX Sports Broadcasters Joe Buck and Tim McCarver will drop everything in mid-sentence if necessary so as not to interrupt Scooter, while baseball purists around the world collectively bang their heads against a wall.
Often compared to "Poochie" from the "Itchy & Scratchy Show" when analyzing the level of annoyance TV watchers feel whenever his character appears on the screen.
Unidentified sources say that there's currently a $1,000,000 bounty on the head of whichever FOX executive actually thought that "Scooter" was a good idea to unleash upon the unsuspecting general public. Currently, no one has stepped up to claim "Scooter" as their creation (or more appropriately, excretion), though rumor has it that three board members of the FOX Sports Programming Committee have filed for passports since "Scooter's" debut appearance.
"I would have disemboweled Scooter without any hesitation whatsoever, but then I realized that he is only an animated baseball. Therefore, I will just have to settle for swinging a sledgehammer into my television screen and pray that FOX would get the message by now."
by Nicky J April 20, 2004