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Peamnut Butter Bamgels 

The best snack for when you cant sleep
Me at 4:30 pm: I'm going to go to bed early tonight so I can be refreshed in the morning.

Me at 1:20 am: mhhhhm Peamnut Butter Bamgels

bamatter butter 

Butter that has been left out on the kitchen table all day and turns to mush. It's very good for spreading but often gets very messy.
Dude 1: "Man this butter is rock hard, I can't spread it AAAAHHH!!"
Dude 2: "Don't worry man I got some bamatter butter this stuff spreads so nice"
bamatter butter by John15 October 24, 2012
A 2nd Lieutenant in US Armed Forces, specifically the Marine Corps. "Butterbar", a reference to the gold bar rank insignia worn on the uniform, is a term generally used in a condescending or patronizing manner towards a boot lieutanant that thinks he knows everything, yet couldn't lead the way out of his own ass with a map and flashlight.

After completing OCS (Officer Candidate School) and TBS (The Basic School) a large number of newly minted butter bars tend to think that they are Chesty Puller and General Patton reincarnated and have the belief that after months of schooling they know much more than enlisted Marines that have been doing the job much longer.

Some have been so stupid as to actually stop a Gunner (THE Man in the USMC) or a Sergeant Major and demand a salute. Several pounds of flesh and ego are stripped before the Lt. knows what is happening and before you know it he's standing locked at point of attention like a fatbody at chowtime.

After several years of seasoning, and realizing that PT studliness doesn't make them a great leader, the butter bar becomes a 1st. Lt. and usually has a clue by then.

Phrases often heard from a Butterbar:

"In my experience..."

"It would behoove you..." (an attempt to sound salty or like a senior enlisted)

"We need to execute gents. We need to execute or we'll be in a $hit sandwich" (repeats every chances he gets, simply because he likes the way it sounds.)
Butterbar by Salusa March 1, 2008

butterbacker 

A football player who would be considered as someone overweight if they had not been a football player.
Johnny: "Man, that Herman Johnson is such a butterbacker!"
Li'l Spicy: "True dat, true dat."
butterbacker by Zorgithatoob November 30, 2010

Butterball Buttfuck

Engaging in anal sex with a butterball (A morbidly obese person) This can result in extreme depression, suicidal thoughts, loss of hearing, sight, and in some extreme cases: losing the ability to feel anything.
Friend 1:Did you hear what craig did?
Friend 2: No what did he do?
Friend 1: He butterball buttfucked Lisa last night!
Friend 2: Ew thats gross man!
Butterball Buttfuck by Jfeldster December 16, 2011

Butterhamsock 

To hit someone with a sock filled with frozen butter and ham.
I will butterhamsock you, I swear.
Butterhamsock by ExcavateUrAth June 25, 2018