for the most part, big ass mothafuckers who's brains are in their dick heads. fucking girls and going to jail are a must for these guys... still, its a living.
by MSTFreak May 02, 2005
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In high school, the people that deserve the least amount of respect, yet get the most. MTV brainwashed girls want to fuck them just becuase they're "hot". VERY few of them (about 10%) are cool and get along with everybody. The other 90% are stereotypical jocks: date only cheerleaders, hate everyone not on the team, are depressingly stupid, and act like complete asses.
by Adrian June 20, 2006
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A player of one of the most physical, strategically complex sports in the world. Often the subject of negative stereotypes, which are usually formed from the whining of pussies and nerds who don't have the skill or are scared to play, lacrosse faggots, or other people with an inexplicable aversion to football. Not all high school football players are dumb or get bad grades. This is generally a result of teachers being unrealistic and expecting us to put up with all of their shit. As for the stereotype that we only date cheerleaders, what the fuck is the problem with dating girls we find attractive? There's a reason the pussies, nerds, and faggots don't give us shit to our faces. Their asses would be kicked into the next state.
I am a football player.
by TheKickerman19 February 20, 2013
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dumb, moronic meat heads who's only job in life is placed at great jeopordy every time they get a concussion.
wow did you see that football player try to eat that plastic fruit? man he is dumb just like all the rest of them.
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In high school, they are stereotyped for being big and dumb, but a majority of them are not anything like these. Football players don't just work out and bang girls, they also have to deal with asshole teachers about homework and deal with all the stupid kids at school that were too weak or scared to play football. Also, football players have to stay strong and practice in order to be good. Being a football player is more than just winning games, its about teamwork and intelligence to be a true football player. There will always be the true sterotype football player who dates cheerleaders and is stupid but that only represents a fraction of us all, being a football player myself.
1. Guy 1: That guy plays soccer doesn't he?

2. Guy 2: Hell no, hes way to big and strong for soccer, hes a football player.
by Robdog 14 March 08, 2008
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"damn! is he a football player?"
"obviously, i mean look how hot he is!"
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a football player is usually envied by most people other then football players. Some of them are meat heads yes but they never play. They get laid more then any lacrosse played ever will. Moronic is not a word by the way person below. shows how intelligent you are and how ignorant you are also.
football is the best sport ever
by Rodney Harris March 10, 2005
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