Zorgithatoob's definitions

Strategic Dipping

Not double dipping! When a chip (or other dippable food) is dipped, bitten, and then turned over so that the tainted, bitten, and saliva covered part isn't able to corrupt the dip.

Don: Hey man, no double dipping!
Mac: I'm not double dipping! I'm using strategic dipping!

by Zorgithatoob January 1, 2011

Poncin'

Derived from the adjective "Pimping." To be pimped out in English fashion

Mel: Did you all see the royal wedding yesterday morning?
Niel: That wedding was poncin'!

by Zorgithatoob May 24, 2011

continental drift

In which a person's boxer shorts fall down off of their waist completely while their jeans remain perfectly in place.

I was walking down the street one day when I experienced some amazing continental drift. I felt free.

by Zorgithatoob June 19, 2012

Dumples

A condition in which a person is so hungry their judgement and thought is clouded

Waiter: May I please take your order?
John: I'll have...the dumples.
Waiter: The wha?
John: Dunples.
Waiter: Do you mean dumplings?
Eric: Excuse my friend, he has the dumples.

by Zorgithatoob May 24, 2011

snouch

a combination of 'snap' and 'ouch' (e.g) 'snouch' A reply to someone whom expresses an insult towards yourself.

Snouch! You just called me a frickin' frick face!

by Zorgithatoob July 28, 2010

butterbacker

A football player who would be considered as someone overweight if they had not been a football player.

Johnny: "Man, that Herman Johnson is such a butterbacker!"
Li'l Spicy: "True dat, true dat."

by Zorgithatoob November 30, 2010

textlicious

An adjective describing a cellular telephone containing a full keypad (containing every letter in the alphabet) as well as the capabilities of slipping, sliding, flipping, or spinning as means of revealing the keypad.

Oh, mah, gawd...that cellular telephone is soooo textlicious.

by Zorgithatoob August 5, 2010