Definitions by Zorgithatoob

continental drift 

In which a person's boxer shorts fall down off of their waist completely while their jeans remain perfectly in place.

I was walking down the street one day when I experienced some amazing continental drift. I felt free.

continental drift by Zorgithatoob June 19, 2012

Nookit 

To download an e-book onto one's nook.

Daniel: Oh dear, it seems I don't have a copy of The Book of Mormon.
Mac: Nookit!

Nookit by Zorgithatoob June 8, 2011

Poncin' 

Derived from the adjective "Pimping." To be pimped out in English fashion

Mel: Did you all see the royal wedding yesterday morning?
Niel: That wedding was poncin'!

Poncin' by Zorgithatoob May 24, 2011

Dumples 

A condition in which a person is so hungry their judgement and thought is clouded

Waiter: May I please take your order?
John: I'll have...the dumples.
Waiter: The wha?
John: Dunples.
Waiter: Do you mean dumplings?
Eric: Excuse my friend, he has the dumples.

Dumples by Zorgithatoob May 24, 2011

Strategic Dipping 

Not double dipping! When a chip (or other dippable food) is dipped, bitten, and then turned over so that the tainted, bitten, and saliva covered part isn't able to corrupt the dip.

Don: Hey man, no double dipping!
Mac: I'm not double dipping! I'm using strategic dipping!

Strategic Dipping by Zorgithatoob January 1, 2011

butter my back and call me a biscuit 

Something to be said when some thing completely and utterly random happens/is said.

Duncan: "Hey, do guys seen my chocolate salamander?"
Fandango: "Well butter my back and call me a biscuit!"

butter my back and call me a biscuit by Zorgithatoob November 30, 2010

butterbacker 

A football player who would be considered as someone overweight if they had not been a football player.

Johnny: "Man, that Herman Johnson is such a butterbacker!"
Li'l Spicy: "True dat, true dat."

butterbacker by Zorgithatoob November 30, 2010