Zorgithatoob's definitions

Strategic Dipping

Not double dipping! When a chip (or other dippable food) is dipped, bitten, and then turned over so that the tainted, bitten, and saliva covered part isn't able to corrupt the dip.

Don: Hey man, no double dipping!
Mac: I'm not double dipping! I'm using strategic dipping!

by Zorgithatoob January 1, 2011

butter my back and call me a biscuit

Something to be said when some thing completely and utterly random happens/is said.

Duncan: "Hey, do guys seen my chocolate salamander?"
Fandango: "Well butter my back and call me a biscuit!"

by Zorgithatoob November 30, 2010

butterbacker

A football player who would be considered as someone overweight if they had not been a football player.

Johnny: "Man, that Herman Johnson is such a butterbacker!"
Li'l Spicy: "True dat, true dat."

by Zorgithatoob November 30, 2010

snouch

a combination of 'snap' and 'ouch' (e.g) 'snouch' A reply to someone whom expresses an insult towards yourself.

Snouch! You just called me a frickin' frick face!

by Zorgithatoob July 28, 2010

Crumbsplosion

When a consumable food item is eaten, and crumbs scatter across the area.

When I bit into that cracker, there was a crumbsplosion!

by Zorgithatoob August 5, 2010

textlicious

An adjective describing a cellular telephone containing a full keypad (containing every letter in the alphabet) as well as the capabilities of slipping, sliding, flipping, or spinning as means of revealing the keypad.

Oh, mah, gawd...that cellular telephone is soooo textlicious.

by Zorgithatoob August 5, 2010

Poncin'

Derived from the adjective "Pimping." To be pimped out in English fashion

Mel: Did you all see the royal wedding yesterday morning?
Niel: That wedding was poncin'!

by Zorgithatoob May 24, 2011