Publishing houses that rob their star authors to pay bonuses to their oft-underpaid and overworked editors and their bosses, using all kinds of creative strategies to avoid getting caught, while family-owned publishers would notoriously overpay themselves and their loved ones or relatives first, but underpay their employees.

Even in low-corruption Singapore, it’s an open secret that Robinhood publishers continue to thrive, because most authors who’ve a sixth sense of being shortchanged couldn’t afford the legal means to suing them for their decades-long shady business practices.

Robinhood Publishers by Fasters October 21, 2022

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facebook publisher

Someone who literally publishes there entire life on Facebook or other social networking sites. This behavior includes, but is not limited to uploading tons of pictures of both recent and past activities, daily status updates, friend hunting, constant photo tagging, consistent commenting and obsessive page monitoring. Those who suffer from this syndrome are typically of the narcissistic type displaying moderate to severe levels of self-obsession and delusion.

Boyfriend: "Come on baby, we are going to miss the show"

Girlfriend: "Hold on, while I upload this picture I just took in front of the parking lot sign and update my status"

Boyfriend: "You are such a facebook publisher"

facebook publisher by VM743 June 11, 2010

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Urban Dictionary publisher

A large group of faggots world wide who collectively circle jerk each other and create definitions to words nobody's going to see

"HEY DUDE LIKE MY URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION"

"Ew Tyler you fuckin Urban Dictionary publisher, get your circle jerk hands away from me"

Urban Dictionary publisher by The Pheen October 11, 2018

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anal publisher

One who publishes pictures of his/her pulverized anus.

Man, that goatse guy is a really good anal publisher.

anal publisher by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008

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