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An English tourist (who is a linguist professor back home) was reported to have experienced a seconds-long stroke on seeing the “Mathematic’s books” classification, and the cashier on seeing her customer’s dizziness immediately jumped to her rescue.
by Fasters December 11, 2022
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Considering his difficult formative years when he’s frequently bullied and discriminated in the predominantly white school milieu he’s in, and taking into account that math wasn’t his favorite school subject, Wootube is nothing short of a miracle—a living proof that God took notice when others meant to harm Eddie, and today He’s rewarding him with a double portion of His blessing.
by Fasters July 9, 2022
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An 80-year-old immunocompromised patient—who has been in ICU for over a week—was found to have been piccinated by a pro-Trump anti-vax nurse, who apparently misread the figures on the label.
by Fasters January 30, 2022
Get the Piccinated mug.When math publishers pretend to be inclusive, by supporting LBGT students, teachers, and parents, when their motive is getting them to buy more of their oft-half-edited pricier titles.
Guesstimate how many gay and trans mathematicians and math educators are being taken for a ride by rainbow math publishing nationwide.
by Fasters January 28, 2022
Get the Rainbow Math Publishing mug.When chess became a game of choice among millions of people worldwide, when they were on quarantine or lockdown—when online chess also became a popular extra-curricular activity for thousands of home-jailed students and their teachers.
Guesstimate how many millions of people were spared mental or psychological breakdown thanks to Covid-♟ during the weeks-long Covid-19 lockdown.
by Fasters October 25, 2020
Get the Covid-♟ mug.When the number of toilet visits by millions of people on quarantine or lockdown surged exponentially, as many consumed more than what they needed, thus generating tonnes of extra shit.
Guesstimate how many tonnes of poo were produced during the April–June lockdowns due to Covid-💩 in most developed countries.
by Fasters October 25, 2020
Get the Covid-💩 mug.A Spirit-led Anglican church on the paradise island of the dodos that has punched above its spiritual weight—a multicultural community whose impact has touched many lives through its caring, healing, and deliverance ministries, and social outreach works like hospital and prison visitations and free tuition.
St Paul’s Church, Mauritius is like salt and light to many locals, who are often disillusioned and demoralized by decades-long corruption, communalism, and compromises plaguing the nation—it offers them hope, while reminding them that God is their Vindicator, who sees all the wrongs and injustices they face, and who can’t wait to shower them with His love and peace that the world cannot give nor understand.
by Fasters May 16, 2021
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