Blisher

An employee who spends very little time in the office but always feels the need to point out other people who they think spends less time in the office than they do.

To leave the office super early on a regular basis.

Did you see Mike left the office before noon today? He’s such a Blisher!

Have you seen Ian?

No, he’s been Blishered out all week!

by Big Fishy November 28, 2019

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blister shaft

A male sex organ afflicted with a sexually transmitted disease

Rebecca decided to herpes fuck John. He had a gross blister shaft, but he was really hot. She made him wear a condom so she figured she would be safe.
Two days later her pubic hair started itching. She didn't get the herp, but she crabs.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

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Blithering idiot

Basically, James May and Richard Hammond when they talk to Jermey Clarkson

Hammond you blithering idiot, you totally ruined this car!

by Goh nakhor September 27, 2019

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blistered shishito

When one's penis is rubbed raw after a marathon session of intercourse as result of friction, intense PSI, lack of lube or a combination of all three

Mike: Bro, why are you walking so funny?
Stan: Dude...Missy and I had a marathon sesh' last night and she dried out...I was in a zone and couldnt stop, but now I"m rolling with a blistered shishito...it sucks, but was worth it, yo

by gameshow willie August 22, 2018

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blithering idiot

Someone highly unsensible. A highly annoying person. A babbling idiot.

You're a blithering idiot

by Catwisperer November 26, 2016

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Blistered Sister

A nun with a prominent and questionable cold sore.

Father Mulveaney couldn't help but notice the blistered sister sitting in the front row at mass. He made an appointment with his family doctor after service just to be safe.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2015

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