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An adjective used to describe an over-exaggerated object such as a new video game or movie. Something that pummels everything else in its category.
by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008
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The comparison in length of one's erect penis to their non-erect penis. Expressed the same as mathematic ratios (i.e. 4:1 or 4 to 1).
Hey Roberto, my wife says my erection ratio of 2 to 1 just doesn't satisfy her needs.
by Gary Coleman IV April 10, 2008
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When you dominate someone's anus so thoroughly that the other person cannot take a shit for approximately 5 days.
I gave Kelsey an anal beastie last night, but she should be fine in a about a week.
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
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A crater that forms in one's anus, usually from sticking foreign objects inside of it.
Can you believe the anal crater that Marty got from the bottle that Kirk inserted into him? It's got to be over 3 feet in diameter!
by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008
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Using the anus for demonic purposes.
Why does Chris always use anal demonization on Ben? It is really weird.
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
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A fear of the buttocks.
Man, Karl seriously needs to see a counselor about his anal lament. The doctor says it's near fatal.
by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008
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One who publishes pictures of his/her pulverized anus.
Man, that goatse guy is a really good anal publisher.
by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008
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