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Broffie is a South African slang version of coffee mixed with brandy. What better way to get back on the drinking train the next morning for that extra zing, after a night of too many brandies or your choice of alcohol by mixing coffee and brandy. Delicious.
Hey bro, how is your hangover? Its not good, I am hanging badly! Why not have a broffie to make you feel better?
broffie by Obvious slander March 7, 2017
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Broffellios 

When you get to a job site on the first day and everything everywhere and you just know it’s going to be fucked
Andrew and Russ get to the job site in the morning Russ opens the door and looks at Andrew saying man this job is going to be a Broffellios
Broffellios by GRKPSI January 14, 2020
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Instead of spiking a women's drink with a date rape drug, you spike it with Plan B.
Sarah: Hey are you wearing a condom?

Colin: Ummm No... but were good.

.....Later the next day......

Josh: Hey Colin I heard you raw dogged Sarah last night, aren't you worried you got her preggos??

Colin: No man I Broofied her at the bar before I took her home.

Josh: Well played sir...
Broofie by Chris Waltham August 10, 2012
public school in Harvard that has drug problems, sets trash cans and boxes on fire, pees all over the juul room floor, and writes swastikas and bomb threats in the bathroom. oh yea and they’re pretty good at soccer.
“there’s no kid like a Bromfield kid”
bromfield by soc26 June 23, 2018

Broffection 

Affection shared by one or more bros, often manifesting in a sort of playful teasing. Bros can not outwardly show affection so it must be done through indirect means.
Adam: Hey man let's peg Michael with these paper balls
Justin: Yeah let's get him!
Michael: What did I do?
Sarah: aww they're just showing their broffection. #truebros
Broffection by Cwordsmith May 8, 2014

Brofriend 

The stage that comes after a bromance. Brofriends are exceptionally close, often closer than brothers, and regularly chose each other over their girlfriends/boyfriends because they are so important to one another. Although brofriendships can occur between a male and a female and between two females, it is most common between two males.

To reach an epic level of brofriendship, the two parties must raise a child together (usually only happens when the parent is a single parent).
Brofriends are not afraid to show their closeness, which often results in them being mistaken for romantic partners. However, this relationship is fully platonic, though there are a number of epic 'brohugs' involved.

Brofriendship is a beautiful thing, and should be celebrated in society.
Person 1: "So I heard James and Levi disappeared last night and slept in the same room. Are they together or something?"

Person 2: "Nah, they're just brofriends..."
Brofriend by Vickigail November 7, 2012
A coffee one has with one's bro
Having a broffee at 3pm bud?
Broffee by wizbro May 30, 2015
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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I hit a real purple patch.

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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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