Broffee

A coffee one has with one's bro

Having a broffee at 3pm bud?

by wizbro May 30, 2015

broffee

Pouring brandy into your coffee after a wild night in town

Dude after this Broffee I'm even more pissed than last night

by veelsydigevouverkyker February 26, 2011

broffee

Meeting for coffee for two male straight guys, to talk about their problems with their wives or gfs.

-Hey, wanna come over to see the game?
-Sorry man, I promised to go out in the afternoon for a broffee with Nick. He's having a load of troubles with his wife. Again.

by ambageo January 30, 2016

broffee

Broffee is a stimulating beverage, often brewed with stale coffee granules and warm beer. Broffee purists argue that beer must be the primary liquid used to brew the coffee; however, coffee addicts and other degenerates have been known mix pre-made coffee with beer.

While John and Tommy prefer to brew their broffee by pouring an old beer directly into the back of the coffee maker, Andrew will simply pour an old beer into a moldy cup of Joe.

by Mantis Toboggan, M.D. December 8, 2009

Broffellios

When you get to a job site on the first day and everything everywhere and you just know it’s going to be fucked

Andrew and Russ get to the job site in the morning Russ opens the door and looks at Andrew saying man this job is going to be a Broffellios

by GRKPSI January 14, 2020

bloffee

Blow Job + Coffee

As introduced by GFOTY (girlfriend of the year) in her Pop Cube Trailer for PC Music.

What's better than a bloffee?

by anonymous May 3, 2016

Broffection

Affection shared by one or more bros, often manifesting in a sort of playful teasing. Bros can not outwardly show affection so it must be done through indirect means.

Adam: Hey man let's peg Michael with these paper balls
Justin: Yeah let's get him!
Michael: What did I do?
Sarah: aww they're just showing their broffection. #truebros

by Cwordsmith May 8, 2014