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A term commonly used by our grandparents/ aunties and uncles that refers to the bathroom. It is a nice way for old people to politely make things awkward and let you know they have to go take a dump. Often say it in public places like Sears or the food court at the mall.

Biffie is often mistaken for some sort of cute way of saying BFF's and Besties but it actually makes you think of grandma grunting one out in the Smitty's washroom."
"Keep your eyes out for the washroom kiddo, Grandma had McDonald's for lunch and it always makes her have to go to the biffie."
Biffie by TimTimTimTim March 27, 2013
Related Words
Boffie • Boffin • boofie • boffed • boffing • Boffle • boffer • Boffice • buffie • baffies
Slippers (singular baffie or baffy)
Scottish word for slippers, thought to derive from 'bachle' meaning to shuffle.
Ms darling wife heats ma baffies by the fire afore gien me a hoat toddie.
baffies by Gwank July 17, 2004
Word of the Day on February 13, 2025

boffin head 

Somebody with an extremely large head. This can be used as abuse or as a joke.

Opposite: Pee wee head
Nick: Jeeze, i Cant see the screen
Emma: Its because his big BOFFIN HEAD is blocking the view!
boffin head by Bofifnhead1992 August 4, 2007

Boffenmyer 

An extremely awful, bad, and stupid joke, such as one James would make.
That's what she said...

James, that was such a Boffenmyer
Boffenmyer by J. Bizzle. April 29, 2011
A wonderful person who would do anything out of the goodness of her heart . A person who has had a lot of badluck but has everything going for her now
Buffie is sexy
Buffie by Mimiforlife December 22, 2016
(Computer geek)
Science boffin

Origin: Boffin was a common colloquial term used in Britain during WW2 for the technical experts, the backroom boys, who were helping to win the war

An affectionate term, but with some practical fighting man’s scorn for the academic brain worker
Those boffins are always studying for their exams

Lindsay is such a boffin
Boffin by Alex October 21, 2003
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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