by veelsydigevouverkyker February 8, 2011
Meeting for coffee for two male straight guys, to talk about their problems with their wives or gfs.
-Hey, wanna come over to see the game?
-Sorry man, I promised to go out in the afternoon for a broffee with Nick. He's having a load of troubles with his wife. Again.
-Sorry man, I promised to go out in the afternoon for a broffee with Nick. He's having a load of troubles with his wife. Again.
by ambageo November 22, 2015
Broffee is a stimulating beverage, often brewed with stale coffee granules and warm beer. Broffee purists argue that beer must be the primary liquid used to brew the coffee; however, coffee addicts and other degenerates have been known mix pre-made coffee with beer.
While John and Tommy prefer to brew their broffee by pouring an old beer directly into the back of the coffee maker, Andrew will simply pour an old beer into a moldy cup of Joe.
by Mantis Toboggan, M.D. December 7, 2009