When an individual commits an act which would classify them as a bro. Broffence's can range in severity from misdemeanors such as excessive gel use to felonies like multiple popped collars.

Wow Adrian I didn't think it was possible... 4 popped collars!!!! That's a broffence that is punishable by death

broffence by Rowdy_Roddy360 July 11, 2009

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broffended

When someone says something about one of your friends that you find offensive.

Your Girlfriend: Hey, your friend Chad is a douche.

You: He is not a douche. I'm broffended by your comment.

broffended by joeljeezy January 8, 2014

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brofficer

A police officer who is characterized as "bro"
Pronounced "BRO-fiss-ER"

You gotta chill, brah. It's brofficer broseph.

brofficer by sbccbrah September 20, 2009

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broffee

Pouring brandy into your coffee after a wild night in town

Dude after this Broffee I'm even more pissed than last night

broffee by veelsydigevouverkyker February 26, 2011

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broffie

Broffie is a South African slang version of coffee mixed with brandy. What better way to get back on the drinking train the next morning for that extra zing, after a night of too many brandies or your choice of alcohol by mixing coffee and brandy. Delicious.

Hey bro, how is your hangover? Its not good, I am hanging badly! Why not have a broffie to make you feel better?

broffie by Obvious slander March 7, 2017

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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