breastistes

Female mammary glands, titties, jugs ect.

My God, Magnum! Take a gander at those breastises!

by aegis June 18, 2003

Breasties before Testes

When you put your girl friends before your boyfriend; An alternative to woes before bros.

Jim:"So, Carol, are you going out to dinner with the guys and me tonight?
Carol:"No, sorry Jim"
Jim:"I thought that you said earlier that you could go"
Carol:"Brittany and I are watching Netflix tonight, breasties before testes!

by M.Hessler May 4, 2015

breasticles

The rounded organs situated on a female chest. They come in many shapes and sizes and are often used for persuasion.

Look at the breasticles on her!

by Dan Tutty March 4, 2004

breasticles

Breasts which, at one time, were very large but have become saggy, thus resembling testicles.

"Don't let your mom on the trampoline! She'll beat herself to death with those breasticles!"

by HairFarmer January 18, 2008

breasties

two female friends that have attractive breasts, and are comfortable enough to take a bath with each other, change in front of each other, and when photographed, usually will pose close enough for their breasts to smush against each other. ( derived from besties )

Joe: You know Megan and April have been getting close to each other, lately.

Mac: Yeah I know, have you seen Megan's profile pic?

Joe: The one with both of them in it?

Mac: Uh-hun, they are such breasties.

by handsomevirgil November 7, 2009

Breastesses

The plural form of breasts, meaning multiple sets of breasts.

Dayum, Lookit all a' dose breastesses, bro!

by Gil December 9, 2003

Breasticles

A prolific ancient Greek physician practicing somewhere between 480-430BC, noted for his thorough anatomical studies of the mammary glands. His contributions to the field of anatomy are incalculable; men the world over have benefited from his unyielding attempts to demystify this most recognized symbol of the female form.
He is also recognized for generating the first public debates surrounding medical malpractice. In his later years, his academic interest gave way to obscene obsession.

Socrates: Know thyself.

Breasticles: Know thy breasts, my good friend.

by DrPedicus April 18, 2010