Breastiness
The women on my family can balance things on their bust but I would like a more proper level of breastiness but not go too far with it.
Breastiness by ApricotFields June 11, 2019
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Breasties before Testes
Jim:"So, Carol, are you going out to dinner with the guys and me tonight?
Carol:"No, sorry Jim"
Jim:"I thought that you said earlier that you could go"
Carol:"Brittany and I are watching Netflix tonight, breasties before testes!
Carol:"No, sorry Jim"
Jim:"I thought that you said earlier that you could go"
Carol:"Brittany and I are watching Netflix tonight, breasties before testes!
Breasties before Testes by M.Hessler May 4, 2015
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breasties
two female friends that have attractive breasts, and are comfortable enough to take a bath with each other, change in front of each other, and when photographed, usually will pose close enough for their breasts to smush against each other. ( derived from besties )
Joe: You know Megan and April have been getting close to each other, lately.
Mac: Yeah I know, have you seen Megan's profile pic?
Joe: The one with both of them in it?
Mac: Uh-hun, they are such breasties.
Mac: Yeah I know, have you seen Megan's profile pic?
Joe: The one with both of them in it?
Mac: Uh-hun, they are such breasties.
breasties by handsomevirgil November 7, 2009
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Breastesses by Gil December 9, 2003
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