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"Yo, this chick was all like, 'Reverse spiderman me, bitch,' and I totally did." (Followed by high-five)
by handsomevirgil January 10, 2010
Get the Reverse Spidermanmug. Megan Fox is sultry.
by handsomevirgil August 18, 2009
Get the Sultrymug. the theory that states that yamakas are a major cause of balding in the jewish community.
1-yamakas are worn around the top of the head
2-many balding jews go bald around the yamaka area
theory-yamakas block the sun's nutrients to the head, thus causing baldness
1-yamakas are worn around the top of the head
2-many balding jews go bald around the yamaka area
theory-yamakas block the sun's nutrients to the head, thus causing baldness
guy1- oh look that guy is wearing a yamaka
guy2- i bet hes going bald
guy1- yamaka theory?
guy2- yea
guy2- i bet hes going bald
guy1- yamaka theory?
guy2- yea
by handsomevirgil January 16, 2010
Get the yamaka theorymug. two female friends that have attractive breasts, and are comfortable enough to take a bath with each other, change in front of each other, and when photographed, usually will pose close enough for their breasts to smush against each other. ( derived from besties )
Joe: You know Megan and April have been getting close to each other, lately.
Mac: Yeah I know, have you seen Megan's profile pic?
Joe: The one with both of them in it?
Mac: Uh-hun, they are such breasties.
Mac: Yeah I know, have you seen Megan's profile pic?
Joe: The one with both of them in it?
Mac: Uh-hun, they are such breasties.
by handsomevirgil November 7, 2009
Get the breastiesmug. the theory that states that all older sisters are hot no matter what
if some girl is ugly and then has a younger brother born
she will miraculously become hot
the older the younger sibling, and the better you know them, the more satisfactory it is to gawk at their sister
especially if the younger sibling is male
if there is a not hot older sister:
1-they have a penis
2-they have a disorder
3-they are bangable at the very least
4-they do not really have younger siblings
5-you are living a lie
if some girl is ugly and then has a younger brother born
she will miraculously become hot
the older the younger sibling, and the better you know them, the more satisfactory it is to gawk at their sister
especially if the younger sibling is male
if there is a not hot older sister:
1-they have a penis
2-they have a disorder
3-they are bangable at the very least
4-they do not really have younger siblings
5-you are living a lie
guy1-i bet your sister is hot
guy2-how would you know?
guy3-older sister theory, duh.
guy1-id love to watch her in a porno
guy3-rule 34 man
guy2-i assure you there is no porn of my sister
guy1-rule 35
guy2-blasts
guy2-how would you know?
guy3-older sister theory, duh.
guy1-id love to watch her in a porno
guy3-rule 34 man
guy2-i assure you there is no porn of my sister
guy1-rule 35
guy2-blasts
by handsomevirgil January 16, 2010
Get the older sister theorymug. by handsomevirgil August 19, 2009
Get the naughty nostrilmug. some one that is always sick, especially on days off from school or weekends, sometimes only on those occasions
for girls use "gwen"
for girls use "gwen"
guy 1-yo meet at the park to hang
guy 2- i cant
guy 1-but its a snow day
guy 2-i kno but im sick
guy 1-k bai "russell"
guy 2- i cant
guy 1-but its a snow day
guy 2-i kno but im sick
guy 1-k bai "russell"
by handsomevirgil January 16, 2010
Get the Russellmug.