breastisis 

Gangster pimp term for a sexy ladies juicy bouncing breasts.

Your breastisis are my breakfast in the morning. Jay z. Yo blud check out her breastisis

breastisis by robot lord February 8, 2014

Breasties before Testes 

When you put your girl friends before your boyfriend; An alternative to woes before bros.

Jim:"So, Carol, are you going out to dinner with the guys and me tonight?
Carol:"No, sorry Jim"
Jim:"I thought that you said earlier that you could go"
Carol:"Brittany and I are watching Netflix tonight, breasties before testes!

Breasties before Testes by M.Hessler May 4, 2015

breastigious 

When a woman has infamous boobs.

Modern Family's Sofía Vergara is breastigious.

breastigious by levine2112 March 13, 2012

Breastaliser 

A drunkeness test that can be used on men, which is much cheaper than a breathaliser. All you need to do to judge how much he's had to drink is to get a girl with large boobs to ask him a question and then see how long it takes him to look up at her face and answer.

1 second is normal
2 seconds is about 3 pints
3 or more is hammered

"Dude, you look a bit drunk, I think I'd better drive."

"Nah, don't be stufid, I'm prefectly okydoke to, um, drive."

"No way man I'd better use the breastaliser on you. Michelle, get your ass over here!"

Breastaliser by Wingy August 1, 2006

breastidigitation 

1. Performance of or skill in performing magic or conjuring tricks with the breasts; sleight of hand.

2. To use one's breasts, cleavage, or nipples to distract or disorient others in an act of deceitful cleverness.

1. She used breastidigitation to pull a rabbit out of her bra.

2. She used breastidigitation to get out of a speeding ticket.

breastidigitation by caving311 September 28, 2009

Theory of Breastitivity 

A theory derived from the notion that both male and female beings have an eternal fascination and attraction to the female's breasts, no matter the being's sexual orientation.

Male- "Wow, you have got some swell tits."
Female- "Wow, I do have got some swell tits."
Profesor- "That's the Theory of Breastitivity.

Theory of Breastitivity by mhm jharty September 21, 2011

breasties 

two female friends that have attractive breasts, and are comfortable enough to take a bath with each other, change in front of each other, and when photographed, usually will pose close enough for their breasts to smush against each other. ( derived from besties )

Joe: You know Megan and April have been getting close to each other, lately.

Mac: Yeah I know, have you seen Megan's profile pic?

Joe: The one with both of them in it?

Mac: Uh-hun, they are such breasties.

breasties by handsomevirgil November 7, 2009