boomerbait

Using certain tactics that prey on weaknesses of people of the "baby boomer" generation, like their lack of knowledge of technology, in order to dupe them.

Charlie Kirk's organization uses boomerbait to furnish donations

boomerbait by Levisan July 11, 2019

boomerball

Pickleball

I really like boomerball because it’s low impact and easy on my new knee.

boomerball by Aginghipster July 31, 2022

boomerball

Pickleball

Boomerball is much better for my new knee because of its low impact!

boomerball by Aginghipster July 31, 2022

boomer bait

A post or verbally stated postulation presented with the sole intent to get baby boomers to agree with it and express their approval via likes, shares, comments, exc. Typically, these posts will draw upon pre-standing biases/fears that are common for baby boomers to have. Such as; an aversion to technology, the thought that younger generations are lazy or entitled, jingoism, and the fear/hate/confusion of the LGBTQ community.

Typical Facebook timeline boomer bait:
"The world could use less Xboxes, and more tackle boxes. Share if you agree."
"Bravery used to mean you went to war and fought for your country. Now it means you're a man who likes men and won't shut up about it. Stop the world, I want off."
"Like if you love America, Share if you think it's the greatest country the world has ever seen."
Caption under a photo of a manual shift lever.
"This car is equipped with a Millennial anti-theft device."

boomer bait by Night-Shift June 10, 2019

boomerbang 

A sexual partner that just keeps coming back no matter how many times you throw them away.

See also friends with benefits and booty call

Pete: "Last night Haki came over to my room for some pillow talk..."
Rico: "Again?"
Pete: "I know! I thought I got rid of her last time when I slept with her best friend!"
Rico: "Looks like you got a boomerbang on your hands."
Pete: "I'm not complaining."

boomerbang by Nullpersona January 3, 2008

Boomersitting 

Verb.- One of the primary unwritten job duties of millennials (and formerly Gen Xera before they got promoted). Involves laboriously walking aging baby boomers (who would have retired already if they had responsibly saved instead of spending $70,000 of HELOC money redoing their kitchens three years in a row) through basic tasks involving the use of computers, and often painstakingly automating the portions of their jobs that make everyone else’s life harder because they always fuck it up. In general, they both call you a genius and bemoan you “overcomplicating” things you’ve actually made significantly simpler, because their ability to learn new tasks is essentially gone.

“I got sick of boomersitting Greg through running those reports and then fixing his errors, so I wrote a macro to do it. He doesn’t make the same mistakes anymore, but now he spends the ten minutes he used to spend asking me how to do the reports complaining that the old way was much simpler and I should stop messing with things.”

Boomersitting by Boomersitter September 13, 2019

boozerbating 

the act of drinking alone

I was boozerbating while watching HIMYM last night.

boozerbating by umichbananna May 30, 2013