boomerbate

To engage in a group conversation, typically among Baby Boomers, where participants endlessly ramble, interrupt, and validate each other’s tangential or nostalgic musings without achieving meaningful discussion or resolution. Often characterized by excessive self-satisfaction and a lack of listening.

“Karen and Marge can’t help but boomerbate for hours with anyone who will listen.”

"That church council meeting was a total waste of time—they just sat around boomerbating for two hours about 'how things ought to be.'"

by Doug Willy January 22, 2025

boomerball

Pickleball

I really like boomerball because it’s low impact and easy on my new knee.

by Aginghipster July 31, 2022

boomerball

Pickleball

Boomerball is much better for my new knee because of its low impact!

by Aginghipster July 31, 2022

boomerware

Software for boomers.

*cracks open monster* Now Windows XP, THAT was a good OS. - Typical Boomerware user

by xDDDDDroflmaoxddd December 29, 2018

boomerbait

Using certain tactics that prey on weaknesses of people of the "baby boomer" generation, like their lack of knowledge of technology, in order to dupe them.

Charlie Kirk's organization uses boomerbait to furnish donations

by Levisan July 11, 2019

boomerbang

A sexual partner that just keeps coming back no matter how many times you throw them away.

See also friends with benefits and booty call

Pete: "Last night Haki came over to my room for some pillow talk..."
Rico: "Again?"
Pete: "I know! I thought I got rid of her last time when I slept with her best friend!"
Rico: "Looks like you got a boomerbang on your hands."
Pete: "I'm not complaining."

by Nullpersona January 3, 2008

Boogereater

Any fan of Auburn University. They are typified by their never ending aubsession over THE University of Alabama football team. Ask a booger eater about the Auburn Tigers, and you will receive a 20 minute dissertation over either Coach Bryant or Coach Saban.

Ask a boogereater about the Auburn Tigers, and you'll get a response along these lines... Well, let me just tell you about what bahr bryant cheated like over thar in Tuscaloser!

by Alabama Wildman August 6, 2007