boozerbating

the act of drinking alone

I was boozerbating while watching HIMYM last night.

by umichbananna May 30, 2013

Boxerbating

The ridiculous act of multiple fast paced simulated uppercuts and jabs without an actual opponent or partner.

Example:
Hugh Jackman, looked absurd boxerbating for the final 3 minute thrilling climax of Real Steel.

by P2 Pitt October 8, 2011

Boxterbating

When two people get inside two separate boxes and masturbate in the same room together.

My sister and I live in a one room studio apartment. For privacy we practice boxterbating opposed to masturbating out in the open.

by Jesusisreal5 July 25, 2016