boller me 

to boller someone

consider your ass bollered

boller me by joe March 15, 2004

Baller Mentality 

Having the mindset that no matter what happens in life, your big baller ego lifestyle will supercede any financial or social strain on said lifestyle.

Example #1
My boss' company is in serious financial trouble, but his baller mentality will not allow him to see the real issues at hand.

Example #2
My boss' baller mentality allows him to go skiing in Lake Tahoe while his company and life is on the verge of bankruptcy.

Baller Mentality by Mofo ODD January 29, 2008

Inverted Melon Baller 

When a girl is upside down and you titty fuck her while she licks/sucks at your balls.

Sheila fell asleep upside down on the couch so I had an inverted melon baller.

Inverted Melon Baller by DTGaaz October 22, 2009

dollar menu baller

One who is capable of buying you all you want from the dollar menu.

Baby you can have everything you want from this side of the menu, I got it like that on dollar menu baller status.

dollar menu baller by Joe the garza May 1, 2015

Muddy Melon Baller 

Facing backwards to titty fuck a girl while she tongues/eats your asshole.

I knew she was lying about being a virgin when she let me give her a muddy melon baller.

Muddy Melon Baller by G.P. June 11, 2006

Mellon Baller 

It is when you take a mans balls suck and lick them until the man gives you permission to stop licking/sucking. When you have stop licking and sucking move onto sucking the dick then at the same time massage the balls and cup them in your hand. Finally move onto fucking each other.

Do you want a Mellon Baller.
You should give me a Mellon Baller.
I wish I could get a Mellon Baller!
I wish I could give a Mellon Baller!

Mellon Baller by Urbanlegendbyurban February 26, 2019

Melon-baller 

When something is more than just Baller

You should totally play Psychonauts, that game is absolutely Melon-baller!

Melon-baller by Pk glitch September 1, 2025