Melon

A short form way of saying head or a blowjob. Alluding to the fact that another word for a head is a melon. Can also be used in a more general way as if to imply some sort of sexual act to your liking.

"Bro this girl has been talking to me for 2 weeks but I just want some melon!"

"That girl I hooked up with? She gave me that melon on the drive home shes a freak for real."

by Phantoom August 29, 2023

Melon

BIG BOOBS

I love the teacher's melon.

by Fuckrick October 5, 2022

Melon

someone stupid or someone performing an activity with seemingly no intelligence

J: Watch out for that fence.
(SMACK!)
C: I just smoked that fence.
J: Yea.. you're a melon (melonhead)

by quidditchking June 4, 2009

Melon

A confusing way of telling somebody that they are an idiot.

You: I just walked into a door.
Me: Well, that makes you a bit of a melon, doesn't it?

by oh-spot-on July 22, 2016

Melon

You are a tit

You are a proper melon

by M.e.l.o.m December 14, 2016

Melon

When used as an adjective, Melon is an insult. However, it is used mainly in a joking sense. If one wants to offend someone or have a comeback, melon is not very suited to this. Used as a Noun, Melon (or most commonly Melons) can be a slang word for breasts. Synonyms for Melon are words such as nob and dumbfuck.

Student A: I forgot to bring my test preparation papers.
Student B: Of course you did ya Melon.

by bennyboy123yetheboys November 27, 2018

Melon

A melon is a word typically used to describe someone who has done or said something stupid.

John: Oh no I just shit my pants.
Harry: Wow you are a melon.

by Right in the bum May 17, 2016