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Melon-baller 

When something is more than just Baller
You should totally play Psychonauts, that game is absolutely Melon-baller!
Melon-baller by Pk glitch September 1, 2025
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Inverted Melon Baller 

When a girl is upside down and you titty fuck her while she licks/sucks at your balls.
Sheila fell asleep upside down on the couch so I had an inverted melon baller.
Inverted Melon Baller by DTGaaz October 22, 2009

Muddy Melon Baller 

Facing backwards to titty fuck a girl while she tongues/eats your asshole.
I knew she was lying about being a virgin when she let me give her a muddy melon baller.
Muddy Melon Baller by G.P. June 11, 2006

Mellon Baller 

It is when you take a mans balls suck and lick them until the man gives you permission to stop licking/sucking. When you have stop licking and sucking move onto sucking the dick then at the same time massage the balls and cup them in your hand. Finally move onto fucking each other.
Do you want a Mellon Baller.
You should give me a Mellon Baller.
I wish I could get a Mellon Baller!
I wish I could give a Mellon Baller!
Mellon Baller by Urbanlegendbyurban February 26, 2019

melonballer 

A euphemism for a male homosexual. May be considered derogatory.
That Perez Hilton, he's a real melonballer, eh?
melonballer by unprophetable July 1, 2009

MelonBaller 

Often confused with the culinary tool, the melon baller is a man who prefers having sex with breasts rather than other traditional methods; such as the vagina, butthole or ones own hand.
‘Yo, is that Rory and his baby?’
‘Naaa, that’s that MelonBaller Cory, he’s never gonna have a baby cause he only bangs the breasts’
MelonBaller by DUKEJOHN October 11, 2019

mellonballer 

Someone that spoons with a nother person in while their testicles are inserted in that persons anus
That guy is a mellonballer.
mellonballer by Jimivan January 18, 2016
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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