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Inverted Melon Baller 

When a girl is upside down and you titty fuck her while she licks/sucks at your balls.
Sheila fell asleep upside down on the couch so I had an inverted melon baller.
Inverted Melon Baller by DTGaaz October 22, 2009

Muddy Melon Baller 

Facing backwards to titty fuck a girl while she tongues/eats your asshole.
I knew she was lying about being a virgin when she let me give her a muddy melon baller.
Muddy Melon Baller by G.P. June 11, 2006

Mellon Baller 

It is when you take a mans balls suck and lick them until the man gives you permission to stop licking/sucking. When you have stop licking and sucking move onto sucking the dick then at the same time massage the balls and cup them in your hand. Finally move onto fucking each other.
Do you want a Mellon Baller.
You should give me a Mellon Baller.
I wish I could get a Mellon Baller!
I wish I could give a Mellon Baller!
Mellon Baller by Urbanlegendbyurban February 26, 2019

melonballer 

A euphemism for a male homosexual. May be considered derogatory.
That Perez Hilton, he's a real melonballer, eh?
melonballer by unprophetable July 1, 2009

MelonBaller 

Often confused with the culinary tool, the melon baller is a man who prefers having sex with breasts rather than other traditional methods; such as the vagina, butthole or ones own hand.
‘Yo, is that Rory and his baby?’
‘Naaa, that’s that MelonBaller Cory, he’s never gonna have a baby cause he only bangs the breasts’
MelonBaller by DUKEJOHN October 11, 2019

mellonballer 

Someone that spoons with a nother person in while their testicles are inserted in that persons anus
That guy is a mellonballer.
mellonballer by Jimivan January 18, 2016
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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