menu 

Another term for the list or lineup of bands/performers playing at a music festival

You see that Wakarusa menu yet?

menu by white d'angelo August 16, 2015

Menu 

Services a prosititute offers, and prices for those services

I went to the cathouse the other day and saw this fine piece of ass, but I only had $100 on me, so I asked her what was on the menu.

Menu by ckeliib June 3, 2009

Menu 

A great deity who hath descended upon our forum. We must pay tribute or almighty Menu will crush us!

Praise be to Menu.

Menu by High Priest of Menuism May 14, 2003

Menu 

Parcking ticket

Grab that menu off the window for me, gonna pay for it later.

Menu by wall3rd January 21, 2017

Menu Rahmah

A useless menu with lack of nutritions. It only consists very small position of rice with poor-quality meat and vegetables. It is not healthy at all and will eventually destroy your body if you eat this too much.

Yet, this useless menu is promoted and supported by a totalitarian regime under Anwar Ibrahim. This is because his regime is a socialist regime such as North Korea. This kind of idea is definitely a socialist, since the main purpose is to make all people eating such a "basic" meal.

Menu Rahmah is an unhealthy socialist meal that will eventually destroy your body in the end.

Menu Rahmah by Friends of Perikatan Nasional March 5, 2023

menu terrorist 

(noun) A person who leaves restaurant menus attached to apartment, house, and business doors. Said menus are unsolicited and not appreciated by the victims.

You will go to work or out for drinks, and when you come home, you find that your building has been "attacked" by menu terrorists. No one was spared: Every single door in your 35 floor apartment building has a menu attached to it. There may even be three menus.

Menu terrorists are based out of South Korea, but their operations are global.

When you patronize restaurants that engage in menu terrorism, the menu terrorists win. However, if the menu comes with a coupon for greater than 10% off of your meal's price at the restaurant, then visiting the restaurant is permitable.

Sometimes menu terrorists engage in suicide bombings. Unlike Arabs who blow themselves up as part of the attack, menu terrorists kill themselves after the attack, because they realize that everyone hates them and wishes they would die.

Oh shit! My apartment was attacked by menu terrorists last night! Bastards! Let's hope this asshole was a suicide bomber.

menu terrorist by The Supporter (as always) April 19, 2009

menu face 

1. A straight face, usually scary. Implies a negative thought toward whoever is being looked at. Sometimes used humorously amongst a group or groups of people.

He gave the man a menu face. Obviously he didn't like his joke.

menu face by raptroes February 12, 2010