mellonballer

Someone that spoons with a nother person in while their testicles are inserted in that persons anus

That guy is a mellonballer.

by Jimivan January 18, 2016

mellonballing

dunking ones testicles in a mixed alcoholic drink without the drinker being aware of the unfortunate situation.

i totally mellonballed that chick's drink and now she's sipping on my ball sweat. ew.

by spammmee April 15, 2005

mellonball

To titty fuck a hot bitch.

That chick was so 3< I had to mellonball her!

by dbrbuck November 14, 2007

melonballer

A euphemism for a male homosexual. May be considered derogatory.

That Perez Hilton, he's a real melonballer, eh?

by unprophetable July 1, 2009

mellonball

1.The homosexual act of releasing semen in another man's ashole and retrieving it with a spoon
2.One who mellonballs

The Cookie Monster says 'I lkie to mellonball that horny bitch Oscar!'

by Bullfrog February 8, 2003

Mellon Baller

It is when you take a mans balls suck and lick them until the man gives you permission to stop licking/sucking. When you have stop licking and sucking move onto sucking the dick then at the same time massage the balls and cup them in your hand. Finally move onto fucking each other.

Do you want a Mellon Baller.
You should give me a Mellon Baller.
I wish I could get a Mellon Baller!
I wish I could give a Mellon Baller!

by Urbanlegendbyurban February 26, 2019

MelonBaller

Often confused with the culinary tool, the melon baller is a man who prefers having sex with breasts rather than other traditional methods; such as the vagina, butthole or ones own hand.

‘Yo, is that Rory and his baby?’
‘Naaa, that’s that MelonBaller Cory, he’s never gonna have a baby cause he only bangs the breasts’

by DUKEJOHN October 11, 2019