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Blurm

"Meh"

An aura of negativity, a ho hum feeling, a general malaise of the spirit.

Expression of sympathy for people experiencing negative things.

I woke up today with a wicked hangover, Blurm.

Blurm! sorry you have had a bad day.

Having a total Blurm day, I'm out of shampoo, the A/C is broken at the office, and my car is in the shop.

Blurm by Blink65319 June 23, 2009

Blurfist 

Verb. For one who performs an intense and vicious masturbation session that the hand moves so quickly it becomes blurry to the untrained eye.

Pete was blurfisting last night in preparation for FistFest so vigorously that he broke his dick.

Blurfist by mini man May 11, 2009

blurfsnart 

A person who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles. A complete gross-out of a guy.

If someone does something disgusting you say "what a blurfsnart" implying they are just too vulgar.

blurfsnart by atrebor September 21, 2005

Blurtful 

When someone has occasion to blurt out something verbally hurtful to yourself or others.

We were having a nice dinner until Dakota said something very blurtful to Cythia.

Blurtful by Jeff D August 31, 2005

BLUMF 

Big Lipped Ugly Mother Fucker

I walk out of a restaurant when I see BLUMFS in the Kitchen.

BLUMF by Dave January 10, 2004

Blumforter

The act of a blumkin with one or more participants wearing a snuggie or some other mail order blanket modification.

It was exceptionally cold in the bathroom that day; so Tatiana gave Ronaldo a blumforter.

Blumforter by patches0h January 21, 2009