59 definitions by Jeff D

Enigman

A person that is Enigmatic. No one really knows who he TRULY is or what he's REALLY about. He's either secretive while seeming so open and wonderful by all outward appearances or the opposite; he seems to be one thing, but is really something else.

People think that Jeff is an asshole who just doesn't care based on some of his behavior, but in reality, he's an "Enigman" that's actually very sensitive at heart.

by Jeff D July 13, 2005

extended stay

Expression used to referrence a person that spends a lot of time giving head.

That Hungryman had such an extended stay that he ended up with a case of bungtongue and tacochin.

by Jeff D April 21, 2003

clit doorbell

Foreplay consisting of frantically pushing on her clit like you would a doorbell until she opens up and lets you in.

"She wouldn't give it up until I gave her the Clit Doorbell"

by Jeff D April 20, 2003

Clitiot

Someone that doesn't know how to pleasure a woman very well because they can't work the clitoris properly. (CLIToris + idIOT).

Clyde tried to make Bonnie come, but he was such a clitiot that he couldn't get her off.

by Jeff D August 9, 2005

Cockgarage

1) Slang term for Vagina.

2) any orifice one might use to park his cock.

I made her pussy my Cockgarage last night until I shot my "Mushroom Cloud" on her "Double Stuffed Oreo's"

by Jeff D April 21, 2003

Fabsolute

Combinded & condensed version of "Absolutely Fabulous"

That Rush concert was fabsolute!

by Jeff D July 29, 2004

FAGitaboutit

Thinking a dude is gay but just forgetting about it since he's cool anyway.

by Jeff D April 21, 2003