Blormf 

A mocking derivitive of America's 45th president's original family surname, which was "Drumpf".

"Comedian John Oliver reveals Donald Trump’s surname was actually changed from Drumpf on his weekly HBO show Last Week Tonight on Sunday. To separate the man from the Trump brand, Oliver launches the #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain."

"To hell with Trump, or Drumpf, or Blormf or whatever his real name is."

Blormf by Deep-State Reformer July 23, 2021

Bloomfield, NY

A town with two types of people. Rich people who claim to be poor even though they drive to school in a Porsche, and the people who are the most disgusting trailer trash you have ever wittiness. The town has approx. 2 roads and about 500 people. Somehow, there is a large population of juggalos in this town whos smell strongly pollutes the air.

An example of the school in Bloomfield, NY
you see that kid riding to school in the ferrari?
ya he was right next to the group of juggalos wearing wrangler jeans and an ICP shirts.

Bloomfield, NY by aceace453 November 27, 2011

bloomfield high school 

The is the school for the mixed people. Thotty Whites, Bitchy Blacks, Hoeing Latinos. Where they have blackouts on sunny days. And where there track teachers go to sexually assault students. And when there is fights for no reason. What a great day it is to be a Bloomfield Bengal.

John - Oh you go to Bloomfield High School?
Mary - Yea
John - That’s where all the thots, bitches and hoes go. That mixed school is so dumb

bloomfield high school by OnDeadHomies October 24, 2019

Bloomfield, Ny

A town where everyone pretends to be "country" even though they're not. A place where the school is made up of greasy ass people who don't take showers and call themselves juggalos, whores who get pregnant and have baby daddy drama that they post on facebook and rednecks from generations of inbreeding.

Smells like cowshit we must be in Bloomfield, Ny

Bloomfield, Ny by titties33 January 1, 2012

West bloomfield 

A city in Michigan in Oakland County known for the MANY Chaldeans and Jews that live there.

There are many Chaldeans and Jews in West Bloomfield.

West bloomfield by The_Unknown February 5, 2005

Blorft 

a word created by Tina Fey: (adj.) completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine & reacting to the stress w/the torpor of a possum

Every time I take a test I am blorft.

Blorft by Madster57 May 12, 2011

Bloomfield Hills 

A city in Michigan where drugs, sex, alcohol, and general superficiality are a vital part of reality. Where you can charge a slice of pizza on plastic, go to Somerset on weekends, Old Woodward, Bham, and the Palladium (overcrowded with middle schoolers in the summer), Shops at the Top, a bar on every corner(hookah), sixth graders with cells, and private school rivals (+ the public schools that hate them all). Houses that wrap around an entire street. Where there are more country clubs than banks, and porche driving soccer moms popping their collars, and no one gives a shit about the West Coast (even though a winter home is nice). 16 yr olds get mustangs for their first cars and our addiction is popularity. The girls for the most part are pretty bitchy, but hot. Everyone has a northface at age 5...located in oakland county- THE REAL OC BITCHESS, designer anything is the way to go

i like your range rover, youre a bloomfield hills kid huh?

Bloomfield Hills by doobies4u November 18, 2005