The term BLumkin is when a man is sitting on the toilet taking a shit. And has his woman come in and give him head during the act of shitting.
by Gary B January 13, 2005
The act of receiving very tempting oral sex, commonly know as a blowjob, while expelling fecal matter on a toilet seat. It is common at most social gatherings such as house parties, where Mexican black beans are served, along with very erotic females walking around.
"Bitch, put that phone down and give me a blumkin!"
Sebastian gets a little cranky when his girlfriend refuses to give him a blumkin.
Kathy was forced to comfort Lewis when he was constipated by gently stroking his penis and giving him a blumkin.
I had a chalupa with extra spicy beans and I had to go release my stinky brownies in the potty room. I was having a painful struggle getting Mr. Poopie out, then all of a sudden Madeline came in. She grabbed my Mr. Wiggles and started sucking on it. At that moment, I realized I was getting a blumkin. Now I am popular just like the other douchebags in my 4th grade class.
Sebastian gets a little cranky when his girlfriend refuses to give him a blumkin.
Kathy was forced to comfort Lewis when he was constipated by gently stroking his penis and giving him a blumkin.
I had a chalupa with extra spicy beans and I had to go release my stinky brownies in the potty room. I was having a painful struggle getting Mr. Poopie out, then all of a sudden Madeline came in. She grabbed my Mr. Wiggles and started sucking on it. At that moment, I realized I was getting a blumkin. Now I am popular just like the other douchebags in my 4th grade class.
by superpooper June 13, 2008
by vanhorn April 9, 2007
She gave me a blumkin
by Bigboy Jon May 10, 2008
by Chashkey January 8, 2009
To receive a blumpkin while thinking about the life and work of Yakov Blumkin, a Russian spy and revolutionary who was executed in 1929.
While receiving a blumpkin, Boris pondered the immortal last words of Yakov Blumkin, "Long Live Trotsky!"
by Vlad the Blumkinator September 14, 2010
Gerry (on the phone with Joe): "Dude I'm so horny, but I'm stuck on the toilet taking a massive shit."
Joe: "If I were you I'd get my girlfriend to give me a blumkin."
Gerry: "Oh yeah!! It's the perfect combination of the two things I love: sitting on the toilet and getting my dick sucked."
Joe: "If I were you I'd get my girlfriend to give me a blumkin."
Gerry: "Oh yeah!! It's the perfect combination of the two things I love: sitting on the toilet and getting my dick sucked."
by nickqz October 11, 2009