blurgf

somethign

yeah i think i blurgf

by anonymous April 5, 2023

blurg

Versatile expression of confusion, annoyance, anger, boredome, or surprise, meaning may vary based on accompanying punctuation and prefix. Origins are believed to be in the internet slang used in ID Software's computer game Quake.

omblurg! the rabid hamsters escaped

blurg, im bored, lets watch the turnip channel

wtblurg... i just wasted a minute of my time reading the definition of blurg

by trx September 12, 2003

Blurfist

Verb. For one who performs an intense and vicious masturbation session that the hand moves so quickly it becomes blurry to the untrained eye.

Pete was blurfisting last night in preparation for FistFest so vigorously that he broke his dick.

by mini man May 11, 2009

Blurgh

A made-up expletive uttered by Liz Lemon (Tina Fey) on 30 Rock. According to Tina Fey, "Blurgh is something we say around the writer's room and also since we're on network television we can't curse or anything...sometimes we run out of non-cursing ways of saying things. So we started to make up expletives...feel free to use it!"

"Blurgh!"

by Audra721 November 3, 2008

blurfsnart

A person who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles. A complete gross-out of a guy.

If someone does something disgusting you say "what a blurfsnart" implying they are just too vulgar.

by atrebor September 21, 2005

Blurtful

When someone has occasion to blurt out something verbally hurtful to yourself or others.

We were having a nice dinner until Dakota said something very blurtful to Cythia.

by Jeff D August 31, 2005

blurgatory

noun: The feeling of being stuck in a drunken state between sober and blackout drunk. Lasts for an undetermined amount of time, and it feels like you can't fully get to one state or the other without a total commitment.

"No matter how hard I tried last night, I couldn't get completely hammered. I was stuck in blurgatory all night!"

"Dude, you lack commitment and faith in getting wasted, that's why."

by mavis7897 November 9, 2012