Blurgfort 

1) When you slap your partner with a large trout during sexual intercourse.
2) The large trout being used.

Don't eat that fish its my Blurgfort!

Blurgfort by MooGliSH July 19, 2003

Blumforter

The act of a blumkin with one or more participants wearing a snuggie or some other mail order blanket modification.

It was exceptionally cold in the bathroom that day; so Tatiana gave Ronaldo a blumforter.

Blumforter by patches0h January 21, 2009