blurge

1)to master bate (male)

man, when im goin home, im going to blurge all over my hoe

by larold houges March 10, 2007

blurge

The extreme sickness near the end,and two days after a hardcore binge session
combination of the words binge and lurge

Waking up Tuesday night laying on the floor with your head out the doggy door wonderin' why its so dark on a sunday morning

by halfpastblown March 26, 2005

blurg

Versatile expression of confusion, annoyance, anger, boredome, or surprise, meaning may vary based on accompanying punctuation and prefix. Origins are believed to be in the internet slang used in ID Software's computer game Quake.

omblurg! the rabid hamsters escaped

blurg, im bored, lets watch the turnip channel

wtblurg... i just wasted a minute of my time reading the definition of blurg

by trx September 12, 2003

Blurge

To receive a blow-job from a girl after she pukes

Gmun : Yo swatts why didnt you bang that girl?

SW: She puked man, didnt want to get blurged cmon now

by GMUN October 04, 2010

Blurged

Blurged; A relationship status or way to describe someone's relationship.
A couple that has blurred their own individual identities since being together and started to merge into one collective person.

James and Beth have blurged, you can't see one without the other and they even dress the same, eat the same, drink the same who's who...

by Baloo - GP April 15, 2019

Blurging

To move your ass on and off the toilet seat whilst flushing to make a distinctive sound.

Murray: Hi lads, do you fancy going to the toilet's for some major blurging after we drop a P bomb?

Blair: Yes mate, that sounds like a great plan.

Brendan: I agree blurging sounds like a good idea.

by Murrray November 21, 2010

Blurg

To make worse, degrade, destroy or depreciate. (Verb). (Common in military parlance).

I wish Lundbergh wouldn't have blurged the meeting with his talk about TPS reports.

by RoLEM September 04, 2010