Blurging 

To move your ass on and off the toilet seat whilst flushing to make a distinctive sound.

Murray: Hi lads, do you fancy going to the toilet's for some major blurging after we drop a P bomb?

Blair: Yes mate, that sounds like a great plan.

Brendan: I agree blurging sounds like a good idea.

Blurging by Murrray November 23, 2010

Blurging 

To blurg

Man, your sweater is BLURGING

Blurging by maroon6 November 29, 2011

Blurging 

BL - ER - JI - NG
The word you would typically use to insinuate you spent last night engaging in taboo sex acts when really you awkwardly stood next to a poor girl in silence, occasionally blurting out a tragedy of compiled words that you thought were funny.

"What did you do at Nathaniel's party?"
"I did some Blurging"
"Nice! What does that mean?"
"Yeah"

Blurging by BotchedCookingExperiment April 10, 2024

Dole Bludging Step Watt 

A Dole Bludging Step Watt is someone who is more than capable of working but chooses to bludge off the government for money he did not earn

Oh look who’s here... HELLO DOLE BLUDGING STEP WATT

Dole Bludging Step Watt by Timmydevs23 May 24, 2019

bludging 

Aimlessly lying about with no direct purpose in life.

Johnny is just bludging about is apartment.

bludging by Estoban July 8, 2006

Bludging 

Wasting time doing unproductive tasks, usually at the expense of your boss or the government.

What did you do today at work Jo? "Oh just the usual, stalked people on social media sites and posted random stuff on urbandictionary.com, just bludging whilst getting paid, yo"

Bludging by Jo_Os June 21, 2013

Burging 

To tweak about every little thing that concerns academics and New York sports, especially the New York Giants

Brendan: Anyone see Burge?
Kyle: Nah, but I heard he has a big macro theory exam tomorrow.
Brendan: Ah, classic Burg must be burging in his Burge-hole, as he does every day of the week.
Kyle: That kid is a tank!

Burging by Larry McDick March 24, 2019