blumpus 

to be blumpy

"very blumpus indeed"

blumpus by vaginasaurusrexquando June 21, 2022

Blumpster

A person who often gets blow-jobs on the toilet

Dane Derouin (Famous Hate Model) is a blumpster

Blumpster by 9289515257 May 16, 2011

Sonsabitches!! Bumpuses!! 

Exclaimed by the old man in the scene from the classic movie "A Christmas Story" where the Bumpuses' dogs eat the Christmas Turkey.

Is also widely used when something you were looking forward to goes all wrong.

Jake: Hey Kate you're looking FINE tonight wanna go back to my place and have sex all night long?

Kate: Sorry hon I'm on the rag...

Jake: Sonsabitches!! Bumpuses!!

Sonsabitches!! Bumpuses!! by Noizehed December 20, 2006

blumpumpkin 

A blumpkin on Halloween

Mark: Dude, my girlfriend and I celebrated Halloween the right way this year!

Trent: What did you do?

Mark: We carved pumpkins then she gave me a blumpumpkin!

Trent: Does she have any friends?

blumpumpkin by JA-ALLDAY October 1, 2013

blumpster

a blumpkin in a dumpster

John took a poo while receiving fellatio in the dumpster, hence a blumpster

blumpster by Grady the gangsta November 15, 2005

Balumpus 

The god of farming; also, the god young men pray to when trying to get laid.

Dude, I prayed to Balumpus last night, and that slut Carrie gave me a blowjob!

Balumpus by Froat August 12, 2007

blumpshe 

the process of giving A woman oral sex while she is sitting on the toilet.

My girlfriend is happy because last night I gave her a Blumpshe.

blumpshe by luke Finn August 1, 2008