blumpy

The act of giving head while the receiver is taking a shit.

"You best be givin' me a blumpy bitch!" said Tyrone as he was dumping in his prison cell.

by Chief Hosa March 16, 2003

blumpy

The act of simultaneously receiving oral sex and blowing your load while releasing feces.

Farcus put one more notch on his belt after last night when Wendy decided she would blow him on the shitter, little did she know his intent was to get a blumpy.

by Farcus September 23, 2007

blumpy

when a girl is giving u head while your on the shitter

it took me a while to find a dirty ass bitch to let me pull of blumpy on her

by arlie September 06, 2004

blumpy

recieve oral sex while defecating

"honey,could you come see me in the bathroom? I need a blumpy!

by russ1416807 May 19, 2006

blumpy

Especially rounded.
Often used to describe chibi or super deformed characters, personal electronics, cars or anything that would commonly have hard angles or edges, that is instead curved or rounded.

A combination of the words "bubble" and "lumpy", used by fans of anime, thought to be originally used in reference to the hands of MewTwo (from Pokémon).

"Woah, is that a Neon Genesis keyring? Chibi Shinji looks so blumpy!"

"The new VW Beetle is kind of like the old one, only blumpy."

by Erebus December 14, 2004

blumpy

(n.) One who gives a blumpkin; Heather Harkins.

Yo, that bitch is a straight up blumpy.

by Mooch February 13, 2005

blumpy

When your socks seriously get wrinkled up inside of your shoe.

Mom my socks are blumpy.

by John OC December 08, 2006