Balumpus Share definition Flag The god of farming; also, the god young men pray to when trying to get laid. Dude, I prayed to Balumpus last night, and that slut Carrie gave me a blowjob! Balumpus by Froat August 12, 2007 0 0 Get merch Get the Balumpus mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
