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Balumpus
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The god of
farming
; also, the god young men
pray to
when trying
to get laid
.
Dude, I prayed to Balumpus
last night
, and
that slut
Carrie gave me a
blowjob
!
by
Froat
August 12, 2007
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blumpus
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to be
blumpy
"very blumpus
indeed
"
by
vaginasaurusrexquando
June 21, 2022
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Blumpussy
Blumpussy
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Used
to describe a
pussy
that is
puffy
with hair
Pulled
her
pants down
and
had to
dip, she had that blumpussy
by
xLavonca
March 11, 2025
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