Blimpus
Words you can keep
Blimpsy
Blimpsy by BatwomanLovesDucks September 4, 2015
Related Words
Blimpus • Blimp us a snout • blimps • Bimpus • blimbus • Blimpist • Blimposaurus • blimpse • BlimpSkimp • blimpster
green blimpsuit
Derisive nickname for the jumpsuit worn by severely overweight custody officers in California prisons.
green blimpsuit by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2019
blimpster
an overweight urban female who has somehow hoodwinked others into thinking that she is attractive and desirable, usually through trendy clothing and a warped "real women have curves; that skinny girl's gotta eat" attitude. the typical blimpster is usually found w/ a small-framed, timid hipster "male."
did you see that blimpster over there? she ate her wimpster boyfriend's vegan cheesesteak before he had even fetched her some napkins!
i'm not a blimpster. it's not my fault that skinny boys love me. there's just more of me to love, i guess.
typical blimpster quotes:
"oh, john? no, sorry, i only spread for skinny boys. he's too... "livin' large" for me, if you know what i mean."
"are you gonna eat that?"
i'm not a blimpster. it's not my fault that skinny boys love me. there's just more of me to love, i guess.
typical blimpster quotes:
"oh, john? no, sorry, i only spread for skinny boys. he's too... "livin' large" for me, if you know what i mean."
"are you gonna eat that?"
Blimposaurus
When someone gets so large that the word blimp is just not enough to describe their colossal size, the largest possible person.
Blimposaurus by Daws August 22, 2012
Blomer Blimpson
When you put a donut (commonly strawberry) around your penis, and a woman performs oral sex while trying to eat the donut.
Blomer Blimpson by Zanethema September 4, 2017
Bimpus
The greatest gentleman of all time. Known for his cheeky and elegant mannerisms, he is a wizard in the world of charm, and a darn good one too! His physiques unmatched and one could only dream of being even 2% as good as him at anything he does
Guy 1-Yeah he's cool but he's got nothing on bimpus
Guy 2-shut the fuck up, who even is bimpus. All you do is talk about them. You bring him up one more time and I'll break all of your dogs limbs
Guy 2-shut the fuck up, who even is bimpus. All you do is talk about them. You bring him up one more time and I'll break all of your dogs limbs
Bimpus by Gilbert Whittlespoone November 27, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!