an overweight urban female who has somehow hoodwinked others into thinking that she is attractive and desirable, usually through trendy clothing and a warped "real women have curves; that skinny girl's gotta eat" attitude. the typical blimpster is usually found w/ a small-framed, timid hipster "male."

did you see that blimpster over there? she ate her wimpster boyfriend's vegan cheesesteak before he had even fetched her some napkins!

i'm not a blimpster. it's not my fault that skinny boys love me. there's just more of me to love, i guess.

typical blimpster quotes:
"oh, john? no, sorry, i only spread for skinny boys. he's too... "livin' large" for me, if you know what i mean."

"are you gonna eat that?"

blimpster by block1of4 September 8, 2005

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Blimposaurus

When someone gets so large that the word blimp is just not enough to describe their colossal size, the largest possible person.

Hey, look at that guy, he's SO huge, he's not just a blimp, he's a blimposaurus!

Blimposaurus by Daws August 22, 2012

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Blomer Blimpson

When you put a donut (commonly strawberry) around your penis, and a woman performs oral sex while trying to eat the donut.

Yo' man that bitch gave me a Blomer Blimpson last night.

Blomer Blimpson by Zanethema September 4, 2017

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Bimpus

The greatest gentleman of all time. Known for his cheeky and elegant mannerisms, he is a wizard in the world of charm, and a darn good one too! His physiques unmatched and one could only dream of being even 2% as good as him at anything he does

Guy 1-Yeah he's cool but he's got nothing on bimpus
Guy 2-shut the fuck up, who even is bimpus. All you do is talk about them. You bring him up one more time and I'll break all of your dogs limbs

Bimpus by Gilbert Whittlespoone November 27, 2021

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