blumpest

the act of preforming blumpy on another individual.

she was an extreem blumpest, she preformed blumpy so well she gained the national blumpest title

blumpest by cabron May 13, 2005

Blumpster

A person who often gets blow-jobs on the toilet

Dane Derouin (Famous Hate Model) is a blumpster

Blumpster by 9289515257 May 16, 2011

blumpster

a blumpkin in a dumpster

John took a poo while receiving fellatio in the dumpster, hence a blumpster

blumpster by Grady the gangsta November 15, 2005

Blumpette

The inverse of the Blumpkin. In a blumpette, oral sex (cunnilingus) is performed on a woman while she sits on a toilet either during, or shortly after, she has defecated. Wiping and flushing before the oral sex begins is known as a "courtesy wipe" and a "courtesy flush". This is known as a "Semi-clean Blumpette". As this removes much of the smell and unpleasantness for the pleasurer it is considered less dirty and less risque. A true "Clean Blumpette" is performed before the woman relieves herself. This is considered the least kinky, as it is more or less normal cunnilingus that happens to take place in the bathroom.

Kay was turned on by the filthiness of the Blumpette, so she made Arnie eat her out while she was still on the toilet.

Blumpette by Tron Engewar February 3, 2008

Blumpelstiltskin 

A mythical dwarf-like creature who visits a woman who has denied a man the glorious gift of the Blumpkin. During this visit, Blumpelstiltskin removes and holds ransom the urethra of the woman who denies the Blumpkin and will return the urethra upon the completion of the gift of the Blumpkin. Lesser known cousin of the famed Rumpelstiltskin.

Dude! She was totally down for giving me a Blumpkin but she shot me down. I hope Blumpelstiltskin comes and serves this bitch what she deserves.

Blumpelstiltskin by Ronnie Jacko and Geoff Christie March 6, 2008

Blumpelstiltskins 

To administer a blow job to a defecating garden gnome or a very short and stubby man.

I had such a wild night last night, dude, I gave mad blumpelstiltskins to the Johnson's lawn ornament, and I liked it. Needless to say, I expect that they would return the favor with a cup of sugar sometime down the road.

Blumpelstiltskins by Proudest Citizen November 10, 2005

Blumpsterbation

Blumpsterbation is to masturbate while taking a dump, derived from the term Blumpster.

Man, the other day I was doing some blumpsterbation but the smell got so bad I couldn't even finish.

Blumpsterbation by Khaytsus January 29, 2008